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Certificate of
Dhakkan‑hood

This is to certify that
this one
is, beyond all doubt, a fully verified
ढक्कन
officially designated as
SAB MOH MAYA HAI!
Reason on fileLoved anyway.
dhakkan ढक्कन
/ DHUK·kun / · noun · Hindi
1. a lid or cap; the bit that tops off a bottle.
2. (slang, said with love) a lovable fool — one who means well and fumbles anyway.
3. 100% imperfect, somehow always on top — the underdog who never got the memo to lose.
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Cert No. DKN-00000 Issued
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